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[survivalistcookbook]

Hey, you've reached Eugene Woods. I can't make it to my communicator right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks.

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[touchofrogue]

Dear Eugene,

You are invited to a Christmas Eve Eve gathering at the Iskaulit from 5 to 8 pm. Let’s make some new memories while trying to hold onto what was good about back home. If you agree to come, please:
- Bring a White Elephant Present
- Any food that you’d like to have that you think won’t be there
- Agree to take any fighting outside
If you do come, be aware that there will be punch, alcohol, jazz, and a ridiculous amount of salted foods will be served (we work with what we’ve got). Feel free to invite anyone you like who you think will appreciate the same and agree to abide by the same conditions.

Happy holidays,

Rogue

PS: Contributions of the alcoholic kind would be, I'm sure, greatly appreciated by all.

[survivalistcookbook]

This sounds awesome; count me in. I'll be the guy with the jello shots and jungle juice. Let me know if you need any help with prep.

Backdated to 12/25; delivery

[save_the_souls]

[On Christmas day, there's a delivery with a bag full of candies and cookies as well as a nice card. Written inside is a note:]

Eugene-

Thank you for your donations to the blood drive! I don't know if you know about Christmas, but it's a holiday back where I come from and I thought I'd take the chance to show my appreciation for your generosity.

Have a Merry Christmas!
Allen Walker, Blue Fish Lab Support

[Backdated to 12/25]

[geonomy]

[When Eugene goes out for the day, he'll find a present waiting for him! There are six shot glasses with a star etched into them, something Clay had bought on the dusty moon stay. They have a red bow tied around them, and a tag is attached to that bow that reads:

"To: Eugene
From: Clay ☆

Merry Christmas, Eugene! Thank you for being such an awesome crewmate!"]

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[frigidaire]

so please tell me you know what an icee is
its important

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[survivalistcookbook]

What, you mean like a slushie?

[frigidaire]

basically
you know
asking for a friend

[ no really ]

[survivalistcookbook]

Your friend wants to know if I know what an icee is?

im so sorry for him

[frigidaire]

i mean
i do for a friend
mostly because i wanna know if you can make them
or french fries
or both

[survivalistcookbook]

This is going to take some brainstorming, but let's say . . . tentative yes? I'm going to need a solid week for research and development, though. And the whole story behind why your friend needs fast food.

[frigidaire]

i mean its not really my friend
my friend and i were talking about food
and i told them you can cook really good food here
and then i wanted french fries so

video;

[unbearablynaive]

[His tone is quite a bit amused; here's a position he hadn't expected himself to be in, and yet here we are.]

Eugene, I need your assistance. A certain alien of my acquaintance has not yet tried pizza, and I'm to help supply some for a dinner party in a few days. Do you still have your sourdough starter?